Friday, 25 July 2025

Bitter Old Painters are making their own game!



It's been a while, but we haven't been idle at all - never!

While most of the lack of updates just comes down to us being worthless at updating this blog (by the way, the Creations of Bile team are finished, and will get on here soon!), for the last couple of months we've been trying to make our own game!

*fanfare*

Encounter 28!




Encounter28 is a fanmade ruleset for small sci-fi skirmishes in a grimdark future. See where this is going? (As if you didn’t already have that figured out from the first glance at the cover of these rules…)


That being said, you can use any miniatures and setting you like. The beauty of this hobby is that the rule of cool is always king.

“But… There IS already an official skirmish game in the grimdark future?”
Yes. And we’ve played it quite a bit, being huge fans of the setting, the lore, the miniatures, the art - we love everything about it. Except perhaps the game itself. We’re old. Bitter Old Painters, y’know? And being old and bitter, we just don’t have the necessary memory to remember a bunch of special rules, the processing power to navigate a huge amount of synergies, and actually have a good time playing the game. We just want to play with our little plastic soldiers, and tell a good story while doing it.


Hence the “28” moniker; about a decade and a half ago, a grassroots movement called Inq28 surfaced. The idea was inspired by GW’s long abandoned game “Inquisitor”, where the story, the miniatures and the setting is much more important than things like perfectly balanced rules, min-maxed lists and winning. It grew into a huge community, and Instagram and Pinterest are absolutely brimming with amazing miniatures, converted and painted to emphasize the “Grimdark”, the “Blanchitsu” and the dark, damp corners of a gothic future. We heartily recommend searching for “Inq28” and getting inspired by the amazing stuff people come up with.


… But we digress; this isn’t a ruleset for someone looking for a tight, complex and competitive game, with constant balance updates. GW does that very nicely with Kill Team. This ruleset is made for anyone looking for something a bit lighter, much more flexible in regards to building a team, and just wanting to move their cool little plastic dudes around and hopefully have a lot of fun doing it.
We’ve gotten ideas from lots of place, too many to mention - We’ve basically taken things we like the most from the official Grimdark Future Skirmish Game, combined it with a lot of stuff stolen from a lot of different wargames, and forged it all into Encounter28.


The most important things to us were that the game should be fast to play (about an hour), easy to learn, the rules should be simple enough to quickly fade into the background (only about a page of rules pr. Action), so the story takes the lead, and flexible enough to let you use pretty much any miniature or conversion you like. If this sounds interesting, please go to https://encounter28.blogspot.com/ and check out the rules. They're completely free and will continue to be so. 


We hope you enjoy it, and please send any critique or suggestions to bitteroldpainters@gmail.com; we’d love any and all feedback.


Thanks a lot for getting through this wall of text - have fun!

Friday, 17 January 2025

Creations of Bile(’s Apprentice) Kill Team - Work in Progress

I love Chaos in 40k. And monsters. And body horror. I’ve loved it since I was a kid, and I’ve never really stopped being fascinated by monsters, and mutated horrors. So what better than to combine them into a Kill Team? Enter Creations of Bile - grotesque experimental Chaos Space Marines. I really like Fabius Bile as a character, and I’ve read the trilogy several times. However, he seems a bit too large of a character to use for small skirmishes, so I decided to use one of his apprentices instead. 


Most of the models are works in progress. 

The Kill Team will consist of: 


Visionary - Bile’s apprentice - still very much a WIP, he seems a bit boring to me, although I like the turning around pose I managed to get

Skinthief - a former Berzerker, changed beyond recognition with insane amounts of muscle and bone growth stimms


Screecher - a Chaos Space Marine, laced with genespliced xenos DNA, allowing him to change his body on a molecular level (basically, I love The Thing 2011, and wanted a marine in that vein)


Ventrilokar - “forced growth psyker” - a chaos space marine, showing faint glimmers of psychic potential, getting them massively improved by lots of stimms and chemicals, causing brain enlargement. 


Heavy gunner - again, boring compared to the rest - still considering

Melta Gunner - no ideas yet


I hope you enjoy them. :) 





























Friday, 10 January 2025

Inquisitor Kill Team (Counts as Brood Brothers)

 The Van Sternbach siblings, Celia and Solomon, was on a meteoric rise as Inquisitors in their own right, in the Holy Order, each being a powerful psyker in their own right, but also gaining influence, power and personal retinues. 

Disaster struck, however, as Celia was accused of being a radical and heretic, on grounds of careless use of her psychic abilities. She was brought to trial and a torturous evaluation of her purity was deigned necessary, no matter the protests of her brother Solomon.
She endured many nights and days of physical and mental torture and cleansing, and finally judged as pure. However, she was but a shadow of her former self; her body was broken, several organs was beginning to fail, and her legs was so damaged that amputation was the only option. . Her mind was in shatters, and while she no longer was the pragmatic and razor sharp Inquisitor she used to be, she was still a very powerful psyker, and she had become even more zealous and ravenous in her desire to purge the God-Emperors foes, as a result of her purgatory ordeal.

Solomon had an enormous mechanical suit made for her, that could grant her her legs back, give support to her broken organs, as well as give her the strength to smite the heretics she desperately wanted to bring judgement to. She now lives only to destroy those that shy from the Emperors holy light, while Solomon still searches for a way to heal his beloved sister, if not in body, at least in mind. 



Inquisitor Celia Van Sternbach in her suit (Patriarch), Inquisitor Solomon Van Sternbach (Magos or Primus, depending on my mood)
… Centered by a Servo skull (psychic familiar, I need to make on more)


Death Cult Assassin (Knife Fighter), Preacher (Iconward), Interrogator (Commander), Astropath Acolyte (Comms), Zealot (Agitator)


Stormtrooper Bombardier (Sapper), Solomons Bodyguard (Veteran), Servitor Gunner (Melta), Stormtrooper Gunner (Plasma), Henchman Gunner (Grenade Launcher) 



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I… Can’t… Stop… Building… Kill Teams!

I would like to have a Brood Brothers KT to play with, since their playstyle seems fun, and I haven’t really got any “chaff” teams, but Genestealer Cults aren’t really my thing - they’re cool and all, but don’t really speak to me. Then it dawned on me that pretty much all of them are perfect stand ins for a Inquisitorial retinue - which IS my thing!

The only model that caused me some pause, was the Patriarch, but I think I found a good solution with the female inquisitor-psyker, interred in a massive combat suit.

I hope you enjoy them. :) 

Thursday, 2 January 2025

Queen of the Malstrain Hive

 ... And here I was, making such good progress on painting my Iron Warriors... And then an idea pops up, that I just HAD to do, getting me sidetracked. Oh well. :) 

The story of Heretek Magos Biologis Illiex Delta-84 - infamously known as Queen of the Malstrain Hive - began as a higher ranking Magos Biologis. Her work led her to research of the Tyranid genomes, and she became fascinated by the species, the multitude of individual creatures, and specifically the genestealers - in particular, the easiness of which Genestealer and human DNA could mesh.
Very aware of the heresies she would be comitting, she began to aquire DNA samples of various tyranid creatures, in order to clone her own. However, her research quickly ground to a halt, when she realised the danger of the cloned creatures potentially being able to send a psychic signal to a Hive Fleet, thereby dooming the Forge World her laboratory was located on. However, further research led to her discovery of the Malstrain Genestealers, located on Necromunda - a certain mutated strand of Genestealer, unable to call upon a Hive Fleet, due to their twisted physiology. Decades of pulling strings, calling upon shady favours and working strictly under cover, led her to finally aquiring some usable DNA samples of the Malstrain Genestealers.

Illiex quickly went to work and went on to clone a handful of Malstrain specimens, in the secret vaults beneath her lab. She quickly realised that the specimens were close to uncontrollable and figured that their primitive intellects could be controlled by a leader. Thus, she excavated DNA strands from them, to clone a Malstrain Alpha brain, which she succesfully integrated into her own cognitive stacks. A milestone was reached - she could now walk freely among the Malstrain specimens, and they could be somewhat controlled by her thoughts. 


Catastrophy struck, in the middle of her groundbreaking research with integrating Malstrain DNA into human test subjects, her Skitarii guards being “volunteers”, as word of her work had somehow reached the higher echelons of the Biologis Prime. She was forced to flee, being declared Heretek ,under penalty of obliteration, and managed to secure a few of her Malstrain subjects, as well as a handful of her enhanced Skitarii.

Illiex now roams the galaxy, still continuing her research and leading missions with her “children” as she refers to, to uncover archeotech and DNA to help her work.

The Malstrain Prime brain, integrated into her cognitive system, has made her utterly insane, and while she is convinced her work will better humanity, she is nought but a vessel for spreading the Malstrain genes.



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I loved the Malstrain genestealers from the moment I saw them. Utterly twisted and horrifying. I just didn’t know what to use them for. Inspiration struck in the early hours of December morning, when I was washing the 4th set of bedsheets my 5 year old son had thrown up in that night (yay, stomach virus…), and I got the idea to use them as ruststalkers for a Hunter Clade team. They were almost the exact same size, and my weird imagination started coming up for a way to fill out the rest of the team.

The Queen is an Infiltrator Princeps, the Malstrain are Ruststalkers, the “Siamese” is an Infiltrator and the Tech Thralls counts a Skitarii - two of them armed with a Plasma Caliver and Arc Rifle. (I still need to come up with a way to make two of them look like Diktat and Surveyor, respectively.)